1. Bean Bag
Rest your weary bones on a billowy burger.
Yes, this is soap. SOAP. Incredibly realistic soap to wash off all the grease after a night of grilling.
It would just feel wrong to flip over a grilled cheese with one of these.
The eyes are somewhat creepy, but how can you resist teetering around on your favorite food?
7. Plate Set
Get ‘em off the grill and onto these plates.
Babies should learn to recognize the majesty of the burger before they can actually eat them — let them teethe away on a wooden one.
Sometimes you just want to eat something sweet… but there’s no reason that something sweet can’t be embossed with burgers.
The sweetest little burger you ever did see. Perfect to cuddle up on the couch with.
15. Stuffed Burger
Breathe it in. If you REALLY focus and use your full imaginative powers, you may just be able to smell the grease.
20. Birthday Card
If your friends know you well, this card will be waiting in your mailbox when your birthday arrives.
Strut on down to the laundry room carrying this gem of a bag.
The hamburger is a castanet and the fries are maracas: they’ll make such beautiful music together.
A screenprinted, hand-stuffed burger that will sit on your bed instead of a plate.
25. Burger Map
A necessary purchase for anyone and everyone who loves burgers and plans to venture to New York.
26. Locket Ring
What would you hide in yours?
Do not hang this on the side of the tree facing the wall. You mustn’t disrespect a burger like that.
28. Recipe Book
Yes, yes - of course you know how to make them! But your bookshelf shouldn’t be burger-barren.
Imagine the burger man running down the street being chased by a pack of famished folks.
Stack those patties up.
Use one in your planner to remind you to eat a burger at least once a week. It’s for your happiness, not your health.
Crocheted coasters to place under whatever you’re using to wash your burger down with.